Hey I'm Liza Koshy and today I'm doing
the Wired Autocomplete interview.
(upbeat music)
Yes I have Googled myself before,
just about everyday in the mornings.
That's how I wake up, it's my morning routine.
I'll know every answer.
Thank you.
Does Liza Koshy, does Liza Koshy have siblings?
I do, my mom made three brown girls
and she's a white woman herself.
It's pretty exciting.
She made me, my sister Olivia
and my other sister Rahel, which is a very Indian name.
I am the youngest so my parents kept trying
until they had the best and just had to stop.
Does Liza Koshy talk to herself?
Do we talk to ourself, yes we do,
all the time, she's great, we can't help it,
I just have to keep talking to her
because I love her and she's pretty, what?
What was the question?
How does Liza Koshy dance?
Like this.
Oh sorry, I hit the mic.
I'm so sorry about that.
Like this.
I'm not wearing a mic pack, what,
this is how my body moves.
This is how I dance.
Thank you for watching.
How does Liza Koshy do her eyebrows.
Um I use a lot of materials
and actually a protractor, no,
(laughing)
I actually use Benefit Brow Zing.
There's a plug, you can send me some if you'd like.
I've used Sharpie before.
I've actually had somebody wipe
a part of my eyebrow off before
and I filled it back in with a blue pen.
There's nothing that, oh cause there's another board.
Give it to me.
(clattering)
Sorry, is Liza Koshy married?
To herself, to the money.
No I'm just kidding, I am single.
Next question, no I'm just kidding.
Is Liza Koshy vegan?
No, I love sausage.
Like in the appropriate way.
No, but I love meat.
I'm from Texas and I love marinated fajitas, fajitas.
Is Liza Koshy rich?
In love and happiness and friendships and money.
What, no I'm just kidding.
Um, in friendships, yes, and money.
Next, who is Liza Koshy's best friend?
I like to preach nowadays to be your own best friend,
but that just sounds lonely because I am.
No, my best friend is myself, also David Dobrik
and also my sisters and my mom.
Just keep them coming, please, why don't you.
(clattering)
Sorry, did Liza Koshy go to college?
I went to school for one year.
I majored in nothing because I went for one year.
It was amazing, I don't remember it.
Did Liza Koshy get a dog?
No I didn't, I want a dog.
I really am craving some find of furry companion in my life.
Okay, if I were to get a dog I would get a dachshund
mixed with a, what's it called, co*cker spaniel.
Oh yeah, a dachshund mixed with a co*cker spaniel.
It's a dog I have at home in Houston and it's brilliant.
It's in the shape of a wiener.
Love sausage, remember, cool, call back.
Did Liza Koshy get tattoos?
Yes I actually have a tattoo on my nose.
Can you zoom in?
Can you see that?
That little like dash on my nose.
My friend was getting a tattoo
and I wanted to send a picture to my mom
and pretend that I was getting a tattoo on my face
and the tattoo artist accidentally moved
and nitched my nose.
Do you see that little black mark?
Cool, that was a complete lie.
I don't have any tattoos, next question.
Where did Liza Koshy grow up?
Houston Texas baby.
Oh, half of this hair is not mine
so I'm surprised that didn't fall out, baby.
(clattering)
I'm so sorry.
What is Liza Koshy's real name?
My real name is Elizabeth Koshy.
I'm a pathological liar and I go by Liza.
What does Liza Koshy want?
I want happiness for myself and for other people.
That was cheesy, but true.
What does Liza Koshy like to do?
Ripe these tiny pieces of paper off.
I love creating and I love sleeping.
Both happen at the same time.
What does Liza Koshy watch on YouTube?
Herself, she is a big fan of Little Brown Girls.
No, I actually I love watching ASMR videos.
It's those videos that have sounds on it
like this kind of sound.
(fingers brushing on board)
I like to fall asleep to those sounds.
That's why this sound is so pleasing.
(tape pulling)
What languages does Liza Koshy speak?
English, Español, hola.
I do speak Spanish, it's like a lot of fun.
And I also love tacos, but I'm not Hispanic.
Do we have another card?
How is Liza Koshy pronounced?
Lisa Kudrow.
How tall is Liza Koshy?
I am five feet tall.
Today I'm 5'6, what's up.
How did Liza Koshy become famous?
Yeah, I honestly don't know.
You guys have weird tastes online.
How does Liza Koshy invent characters?
They're all a part of me and they're my split personalities
that I actually have in my brain
so they all come from different parts of my brain.
Yeah, that was hard to explain.
I'm fine, what, next board.
How Jet
(laughing)
How does Jet Packinski sleep?
(snoring)
Wait sorry he doesn't close his eyes, I apologize.
(snoring)
(gasping)
(snoring)
Okay we're good.
How does Jet Packinski make his money?
He spends a lot of time with a lot of women
and they pay for his dinners.
Honestly just by being good looking
and modeling for GQ hopefully one day.
What does Jet Packinski eat?
I cannot say it on camera, but corn.
How does Jet Packinski have a good time?
Every time is a good time with Jet.
He's just a happy man.
I mean when you're that good looking
it's hard not to be happy you know.
(clattering)
Last one, Helga Liza Koshy goat.
What, what are you typing into Google?
Are you saying Helga Liza Koshy is the greatest of all time?
Or are you saying goat like bahh?
I hope you found that video you were looking for.
Love goats, big fan, bahh, bahh.
Is Helga Liza Koshy's cousin?
Helga is Liza Koshy's cousin.
She loves her very much.
Very proud to be related blood sisters.
Here we go, next question.
Where is Helga from?
She is from a place
I actually don't know.
(laughing)
I actually have no idea where Helga's from.
She's from a beautiful place called my brain.
Nice, smooth, I actually have no idea
where she's from though, sorry.